Hello 2016

Captjc V6 SmallSo this is New Year’s and what have you done? Another year over and a new one just begun.

Hello 2016, pleased to meet you. I know that some bad stuff is going to happen, I will inevitably lose some people whose work and presence I enjoy, there will be a bunch of loonies telling me to vote for them because they are better than those other loonies, and there will be some things that I really want to be awesome that will totally suck. It is the same every year. However, I don’t want that to sour our relationship. No, today we have just met for the first time and I am going to take the optimistic route, hold out my hand and say “2016, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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2015 – The Year of Futures Past (Part 1)

TOTAL RECALL FUCK EMThere I was, October 21, eating cake and ice cream and thinking how great I had it, *flash*, everything changes. My flying skateboard turned into some crappy balance-board with wheels and immediately caught fire. My car no longer flies, I have to remember how to tie my shoes, and worse I must settle for imperfect Pepsi! All this because of some kid and his grampa in a DeLorean. The worse part is nobody believes me that this happened. Insane, right? Goodbye 2015. Continue reading

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!

The bartender says, “we don’t serve time-travelers here.” A time-traveler walks into a bar.

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Thank god for hoverboards, self-drying coats, self-lacing shoes, hyper-accurate weather forecasting, dehydrated pizza, and flying cars. I don’t know where I would be without them. I just can’t wait to drink some Pepsi Perfect and watch Max Spielberg’s latest opus, Jaws 19 at the Holomax!

Truely, the future is now.

E3 2015 Wrap-up

Captjc V6 SmallThis has been one of the better E3 seasons in a while. This generation of consoles have been firmly established so it’s just lots of good games. Also, if there was one theme of this show it was playable female protagonists. As someone who isn’t a fan of the “Large ‘roid-raging Space Marine”, the ability to play as a strong female character is a refreshing change of pace. Besides, if I am going to stare at a character’s ass for 20+ hours, I would prefer it at least be a nice-looking ass. Hopefully this will not be a fad but will continue well into the future.

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E3 2015 – I Said, “Hey, What’s Going On?”

Captjc V6 SmallJune is almost upon us. As I sit in my air conditioned room typing on my new Macbook Pro, I realize the irony that now that I am at the age when I finally have the disposable income to buy games and consoles and other such expensive toys merely on a whim, I no longer have the kind of time to actually sit down and enjoy them. Oh hell, let’s just talk about games!

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