What is it with pictures of protesting yokels and the words “Go Packers” that seem to go together so well?
There ain’t no news like old news. I have recently discovered that an Italian distributor is selling booze with pictures of Hitler, Mussolini, and other infamous historical leaders. So, for the fun of it, I have come up with my Letterman Top 10 list of advertising slogans to help market this interesting product. Now, without further ado, here is der Führer of Flavor!
As some of you know, October 21, 2011 is a special day for me. That is right, it is Doomsayer Harold Camping’s next target for the end of the World. To celebrate, I decided to create a playlist of some “End of the World” songs. After a little tweaking and rearranging it seemed to almost have a narrative. So what was an Apocalyptic playlist became a Three-Act, 90-minute concept compilation album. So I give you, “Armageddon 2: Apocalyptic Boogaloo.”
It’s that time of year again where, after we finish gorging ourselves on grilled food, drinking, and making stuff explode, we have to get ready for the X-ist pleasure saucers to pick up all the good little SubGenius boys, girls, and mutants before they can blow the Earth to bits. That’s right, X-Day is here again and you are screwed. Maybe you couldn’t send your $30 to “BOB”. Maybe you couldn’t make it to the camp grounds. Perhaps you are just a cheap bastard like me. Either way, you’re not getting off this forsaken little rock. REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! DON’T PANIC!
They probably asked a Vorlon for directions, which is as bad of an idea as going to a Vogon poetry reading. My guess is that they took a left at Betelgeuse instead of going straight. I keep saying they need to put better directions out there, but you can’t do anything without filing five hundred forms and three petitions and having them signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos. Then again, I’d blame the Daleks, but who doesn’t?
Maybe next year.
…and the pinks are bummin’! July 5, 2010 will hopefully be the year of the Xist invasion to save all the Subgenii from the tyranny of the conspiracy. To commemorate the special occasion, I tested out my new graphics tablet by creating a cool X-Day magazine cover. This, and some of my other work can be found over at http://captjc.deviantart.com/