There ain’t no news like old news. I have recently discovered that an Italian distributor is selling booze with pictures of Hitler, Mussolini, and other infamous historical leaders. So, for the fun of it, I have come up with my Letterman Top 10 list of advertising slogans to help market this interesting product. Now, without further ado, here is der Führer of Flavor!
10. Join the Beer Blitzkrieg!
9. Get 3 Reichs to the wind!
8. Like an Alcoholocaust in your mouth!
7. Rated SS for Serious Stout!
6. A concentration camp of cool!
5. Exterminates the competition!
4. Ain’t no party like a Nazi party!
3. The final solution for fun!
2. Fascism never tasted so good!
1. Get Blitzed!